Thursday, December 20, 2007
We're the pugs and we're taking over
Many humans really short change the abilities of us pugs. They think just because we speak a slightly different language and don't have opposable thumbs we are simply meant to cuddle and be obedient. Not so fast you two legged walking freaks. Please observe this photo, it clearly shows that I am in control. Many dogs can't drive, I wouldn't trust driving to a labrador or a terrier for example - they tend to fixate on food and things to tear apart. However, we pugs, being of royal temperment in the courts of Fueng Shwei the Magnificant (look it up, edumacate yourself), are perfectly adapt for driving cars, piloting airliners and various other heavy machinery.
I'd write more but right now my pops has a date holding my bully stick so I can get my chew on.
Four fingers in the air with a dew claw in da middle.